Questions that guys would never want to answer but girls like to ask:
How should you answer when girls asked you these?
Well, heard a few example ;)
Standard one:
- Am I fat?
'No you're not.' When you say this, they bound to say you are lying!
Girls are like that. Face it. But that doesn't mean you'll be fine when you tell the "truth" because...
you might get a harsh silent treatment or something WORSE after that =/
Keeping silent gets you nowhere too, so don't pretend that you never hear it! Not smart not smart. *shakes head*
I like to ask this question too! Come on, who don't?? =.=
So answers that I've heard, hmmm..
'You look totally fine =)'
(I'm asking you whether I looked fat or not!)
'Girls with a little bit of flesh are more attractive!'
(WTF, so that's the truth?! I'm FAT!!!?)
'Aiya doesn't matter luh, mei ren kan also!'
(NBCB)
'I like just the way you are'
(Awww.. But wait a minute, does this mean that I'm FAT??!)
(Awww.. But wait a minute, does this mean that I'm FAT??!)
And THIS definitely spell DISASTER.
So no matter how hard you try, you can never please her because girls are sensitive and hard to please. Hahaha, and I'm one of them =x
Another classic one:
- If your mom and I fell into sea at the same time, who would you save first?
And this friend of mine answered this
' I would save my mom first (aww so fillial) and jump into the sea to join you if you can't survive (WTF?!)'
So yeah, that kinda creeps everyone out but his girl seems to like it. Smart? I don't think so..
Why will I even want to be somewhere near the sea when I myself know that I can't swim? Hmmm..
LoL, funny much but girls seem to ask this a lot. Draaaaama..